La vie en gif d'un développeur

[Paolow]

<r>Voici peut-être ce qui nous attend en stage...et après le stage <E></E> <br/>
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1. Quand je pense enfin maîtriser une techno<br/>
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2. Quand un dev s’occupe du CSS<br/>
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3. Quand je ne comprends pas complètement mon code mais que tout fonctionne<br/>
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4. Quand un collègue me dit qu’il va défragmenter son SSD<br/>
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5. Quand je mate le code d’un projet que je dois reprendre<br/>
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6. Quand je me lance pour expliquer au chef que ses demandes n’ont aucun sens<br/>
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7. Quand un dev sénior débugue<br/>
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8. Quand je fais un drop table en prod alors que je croyais le faire en dev<br/>
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9. Quand j’ouvre mon code vieux d’un an<br/>
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10. Quand le stagiaire me demande les accès root<br/>
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11. Quand je m’apprête à faire un sudo rm -rf<br/>
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12. Quand je tape git ass au lieu de git add<br/>
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13. Quand je teste le border-radius sur IE8<br/>
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14. Quand on utilise un framework n’importe comment mais que ça fonctionne quand même<br/>
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15. Quand la fonction que je viens de créer fonctionne du premier coup<br/>
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16. Quand les gens me demandent pourquoi je n'utilise pas le Bloc-notes Windows<br/>
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17. Quand on travaille en méthode AGILE<br/>
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18. Quand mon appli plante en pleine démo<br/>
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19. Quand mon try catch est foireux<br/>
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20. Quand je relis du code aux variables, classes, fonctions et commentaires en allemand<br/>
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21. Quand il y a 30 nouveaux tickets le vendredi soir<br/>
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22. Quand j’ai fait couler la prod et que le chef demande à me voir<br/>
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23. Quand après avoir passé 2 heures à chercher la cause d’un bug je réalise que j’ai oublié un point-virgule<br/>
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24. Quand je corrige un bug à l’arrache<br/>
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25. Quand un serveur ne tient pas la charge<br/>
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26. Quand on me demande en entretien d’embauche si j’ai déjà fait du WinDev<br/>
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27. Quand j’utilise un nouveau framework pour la première fois<br/>
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28. Quand le boss me surprend sur Facebook<br/>
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29. Quand le commercial parvient à sortir correctement un terme technique<br/>
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30. Quand je lance mon code et que j’ai oublié d’incrémenter une boucle<br/>
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31. Quand le chef m’envoie un cahier des charges de 150 pages<br/>
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32. Quand on me dérange pendant ma pause dej<br/>
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33. Quand je m’obstine à suivre un tuto à la lettre alors que mon code plante depuis le début <br/>
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34. Quand le stagiaire me fait une démo de son appli<br/>
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35. Quand j’arrive en retard à la réunion présentée par le commercial<br/>
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[EnZ0]

<t>Il y a du vrai !</t>

[Wayatt]

<r>Quand tu oubli de git push ton projet :<br/>
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